:::Question & Answer:::
Question: what is "The Cause?"
Answer: the cause is a society of indigenous life forms using marsupial cucumbers to manipulate quantum sporks and other kithen anomalies. Does that clear everything up?
Question: What Is The History Of The Cause?
Answer: The Cause Was founded by Peater Teethless.
Question: What Is The Objective Of The Cause:
Answer: To Recruit As Many People As Possible...Then Take Over The World.
